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Well, first off, I don't think about politics; I don't have to. The BS here is enough, and you certainly show it.
And the rest of us can't believe the fat farting orange baby hasn't been shot.
This is my bed. There are many like it, but this one is mine. [ATTACH]
Did I say that? Read it again, you and that other person addicted to the slapstick journalist. What you two read, you swallow it right up. The...
That is what happens when you become brainwashed by media slapstick journalists' propaganda. They fall into the trap and become non-thinkable in...
You realize it doesn't take much for a buffoon to act like one. Stupid is as stupid does. But then, every outfit needs a comedian.
Piss off.
I have not. Have you ever thought of being a kind person?
Of course you won't find him near a construction site. He has no clue as to which end of the hammer to hold.
They really need to lock that feckin clown up now that he's lashed out at the judge's family.
Mrs. Elmer and the granddaughter swinging away at a playground. [ATTACH]
Plastic smiles.
I have a sister-in-law with dementia, and during the day, if she speaks, it's understandable, but as the day progresses, the speech becomes out of...
I wonder if it's the fish or just the movement in the tank that attracts them. At least it keeps Charlie occupied.
Interesting poem.
Groucho had an appointment with the vet yesterday for a blood pressure check and an exam of her mouth after all her upper teeth were pulled....
Wow, that's a comment that you should apologize for; probably the worst I've seen on Tinnitus Talk. I knew you were off, but that's uncalled for.
He should probably go along with them and toss in the Orange boy to lead them. If you look a little bit more into that statement, you will more...
Out for a walk this morning. Mother has woken from her winter sleep. [ATTACH] [ATTACH] OK, @UKBloke, seeing how I put a picture of you up (it...
One of my favourite writers. I have a book by him dated 1935.
@UKBloke, I found this picture: [ATTACH] Pretty darn sure it's you dressed to the nines.
@UKBloke, the Mrs and myself stopped in an antique shop last Saturday. We came across this coffee grinder; quite fancy for such a grinder. You...
Ernest Hemingway was sitting in a bar one afternoon with friends. One of them said to Ernest, "Can you write a story with meaning using only six...
The early morning routine. It's 6:00 am, just starting to break daylight. Now, cats are routine-oriented creatures. So, here comes the cat,...
@UKBloke, I haven't seen you in a while. I hope you're doing alright and Mrs. Bloke is also grand. Elmer
14 years. I'm married to an Irish woman.
Life is and should be simple. Humans make it complicated. — Confucius
I'm getting stove parts in New Ross, Ireland, and the man behind the counter asks if I'm American. I said yes. He said we watched Biden and his...
Thanks Michael. So far so good. They are very resilient little creatures. We give her soft wet food, she eats it very well.
Beautiful cats Glynis! Yep, Meerkat. We just took our 3-year-old into the vet to have all her upper teeth removed. Poor girl has gingivitis. But...
If he has the money he claims to have, $450M would be a drop in the bucket.
Now here is a saying from an archaeologist. Did you know we are the only species on the planet that wipes their arse with a piece of paper?
Freak Show. Tickets are available through Elmer B Fuddled. Font row: 7,568.00 EUR Front row with popcorn and whisky: 9,243.00 EUR Back seat with...
Jeez @just1morething, I wonder where the hell you find this stuff. But then Ted Cruz doesn't swim in the same pond as the rest of normal folks.
After 63 years of the US and the politics in that country, and the disrespect from the government on young men coming home from the Vietnam war,...
Well you know them Republicans shouldn't breed, they cause more stupidity.
And you are Richard Cranium. Be careful who you slam on here but oh yeah, hide behind the keyboard.
Problem being you don't understand anything below 4th grade schooling.
That's a damn hard slam on a person that has freedom of speech. Who are you, some God cop?
I've been accused of stealing watermelons from the farmer next door, where he filled my butt with rock salt. Can you guys set up a fund for me so...
Fani definitely messed up that deal. Trump saved again.
I wouldn't consider musicians or their money. I think people should be more concerned over the Orange idiot saying go ahead Russia, attack the...
You shouldn't smoke marijuana, OK boys. Mmmmmmk, mister Macky. South Park
That's a Mark Twain quote, way before Carlin.
Which goes along with this: The more people I meet The more I like my cat. The wife has many times asked what is it that makes you not want to...
Would that include the Orange cry baby?
@Michael Leigh, see my mom got me a new sack. I'm not able to tear it up. But I like it. It slides across the floor and makes this real neat...
The only way any president can win by popular vote is to toss out the electoral vote. Or just toss out the old and decrepit.
@Daniel Lion, just sitting here doing what I do best on a cold windy morning - absolutely nothing. So I thought I would see how you are doing. I...
Ahhhh hell, the wife has just lost another brother, passed away last night.
The more people I meet The more I like my cat
My hooman mom got flowers for her birthday and I got a new house or a box to rip. [ATTACH]
[ATTACH] Three sacks ripped, my razors did it.
What the hell are you talking about?
I am OK. I went through a week of high-pitched ringing in the right ear. It has finally settled to a less driving-you-insane ring. I was down to...
@UKBloke, wondering how you're doing? Haven't seen you around. Elmer
Talk about illegals coming into other countries. Here in Ireland they are coming in through England by boat, it's the easiest way in; no checking...
There you go. You just answered your own question. Fauci hid the virus from the public. It was then sent into China and released in a dirty food...
Try your country, USA.
Do some deep research on that virus and you may discover that it did not originate in China.
