Maybe Aliens Could Be Hacking Our Brain!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bidyut saha, Jan 2, 2017.

    1. Bidyut saha
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      Bidyut saha Member

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      I had a dream yesterday night. I saw that ALIENS are hacking our brain to learn humanities!!
      Today's modern science and technology nothing could done against a horrible sound which was called Mr. T . So surprising...
       
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    2. PaulBe

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      Maybe its the Russians. They hacked my smart toilet to influence the outcome of my last sh......
       
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    3. Amber
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      Do you really have a smart toilet? I've always wanted to get one of those advanced Japanese ones that automatically clean your private areas afterwards.
       
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    4. Peacemaker

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      Yep, them Russians; I'll tell ya..

      Just-a hack'n away like there's no tomorr-a.

      Next thing ya know, they'll be a hack'n down the Rain Forest, and all them critters in the forest.

      ;)
       
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    5. RockyDoctah
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      The aliens land next to your house and silently break in while you're sleeping and then they stick an invisible implant inside of your head and the sound of the implant sending your thoughts to the alien's planet is the "Tinnitus" you're currently hearing... Aliens reading your thoughts, spooky! o_O
       
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    6. PaulBe

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      In the 1980s aliens implanting cameras in brains was a surprisingly common schizophrenic delusion (Calling Occupants of...). Years before that the same type of delusion involved telegraph messages, but now I think its all Internet messaging-related (which probably isn't a delusion in some cases). Delusions move with the times.
       
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    7. Mammie Harder

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      Aliens are much smarter then us. I don't think they would need to learn humanity from us. Most of the people in the world don't have that.
       
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    8. Bidyut saha
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      Bidyut saha Member

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      Agreed most of the people don't have humanity now BUT excluding us those who have tinnitus. And this is why they r hacking our brain
       
    9. MikeGreen
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      Do you need a tinfoil hat sir..

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    10. hoper
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    11. Bidyut saha
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    12. MikeGreen
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      Lets go ! :D
       
    13. MikeGreen
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      What a fool I am! Obviously it is Putin's grand scheme to demoralize and ruin the American people with this horrendous plague he's inciting. Darn commies..
       
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    14. maestromusica
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    15. Mammie Harder

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    16. hoper
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      signs
      good movie with mel gibson
       
    17. Elinor
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      As a Russian, I can confirm that we are hacking your brain. But shhh, you didn't hear it fromгшрдргшпнвеeeeeee iu k
       
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    18. hoper
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      cyka blyat
       
    19. thering
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      Maybe. i remember shortly before i noticed it, i was at this medical research center to earn a few extra bucks. They asked me things like, "do you think people can implant thoughts in your mind?", "Have you ever thought someone was controlling what you think?" they turned me away and said i wasn't qualified for the study. But maybe I did participate in the study, and after it was done erased my memory of it, and implanted a chip in my brain which is the source of the sound in my right ear. maxresdefault.jpg
       
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    20. PaulBe

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      Maybe the cure comes when it runs out of petrol.
       
    21. volsung37

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      The universe is governed by a race of beings who survive by sucking up the suffering energies of beings like humans. They need us to suffer so they can survive. The more tinnitus hell we go through the more life energy they accrue. They would die out if suffering were to cease.
       
    22. thering
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      what if it's energy source is the electricity in my brain
       
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