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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jazzer, Mar 30, 2018.

    1. Jazzer

      Jazzer Member Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      UK
      Tinnitus Since:
      1/1995
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Noise
      .....er....because I’m pretty cute...etc....I decided to contact Mensa....with a view to joining this elite group, who are in the top 2% of the public, with regard to intelligence and cognitive skills.
      I was put in touch with a local coordinator, and was designated a time and place for initial testing.
      With forms and test papers duly completed, my application was sent up to head office.
      They were so efficient....nothing less than I expected of course....I didn’t have to wait long....though I will admit that the waiting time was somewhat nerve-wracking.
      I mean.....could you imagine going back to your friends to tell them that you’d failed.


      Almost by return post, my reply came through the letterbox. The waiting was over.

      We devoted some considerable time to your application, and would like to encourage you to contact ‘Densa,’


      (Rotten sods......)
       
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    2. Starthrower
      Wtf

      Starthrower Member Benefactor Ambassador Hall of Fame

      Tinnitus Since:
      January 2002
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Dental Surgery
      Funny Jazzer. We have both been so sick in bed with the flu for two days. First time up and you made me laugh.
      Hope to be back normal in a few days....

      :)....Densa
       
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      Jazzer

      Jazzer Member Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      UK
      Tinnitus Since:
      1/1995
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Noise
      @Starthrower - hope you are better soon.
      As if “T” were not enough eh?
      very best wishes
      Dave x
       
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    4. Bill Bauer
      No Mood

      Bill Bauer Member Hall of Fame

      Tinnitus Since:
      February, 2017
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Acoustic Trauma
      I never got tested. I suspect that my IQ is around 100. For a given level of accomplishments, the Lower one's IQ, the more one has to be proud of.
       
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    5. threefirefour
      Peeping tom

      threefirefour Member Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      California
      Tinnitus Since:
      5/15/16
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      140dB B R U H moment
      Well you're a professor so it's probably higher. The average University Professor has an IQ of 150.

      I was tested 3 years ago when I was in high school. I got 140 exactly.
       
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    6. Greg Sacramento

      Greg Sacramento Member Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Tinnitus Since:
      04/2011
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Syringing + Somatic tinnitus from dental work
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    7. just1morething
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      just1morething Member Podcast Patron Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      U.S.
      Tinnitus Since:
      2008
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      TMJ disorder, airplane barotrauma, noise exposure.
      You write so well I thought you were actually telling the truth. Glad you are a Densa though like me.
       
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    8. MBH

      MBH Member

      Location:
      Upstate NY
      Tinnitus Since:
      06/2017
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Overloaded stress
      Is densa a street smart or smart test?
       
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      Jazzer

      Jazzer Member Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      UK
      Tinnitus Since:
      1/1995
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Noise
      With what we all have to tolerate, I think it is crucial to actively exercise our sense of humour.
      “T” may have taken my lovely silence, but it won’t be taking my ability:

      - to enjoy life,
      - to socialise,
      - to meditate,
      - to sleep,
      - to live and to love, etc.....

      any time soon !!
       
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    10. Bill Bauer
      No Mood

      Bill Bauer Member Hall of Fame

      Tinnitus Since:
      February, 2017
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Acoustic Trauma
      I know that I invested more time and effort into my education than the other graduate students at my alma mater (then again, I outperformed all of them as far as grades were concerned, but having said that, now most of them are outperforming me when it comes to research).

      I used to have a lot of emotional intelligence as far as self control is concerned, and that can make up for big deficits in actual intelligence (if any).
       
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    11. threefirefour
      Peeping tom

      threefirefour Member Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      California
      Tinnitus Since:
      5/15/16
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      140dB B R U H moment
      What is your field? Apparently the average IQ varies widely for professors depending on field. Theoretcal Physics professors average 158, and Agriculture professors average 121.
       
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    12. Bill Bauer
      No Mood

      Bill Bauer Member Hall of Fame

      Tinnitus Since:
      February, 2017
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Acoustic Trauma
      It is a quantitative field, but not as hard core as Theoretical Physics. I would say that it is in the top two thirds of the quantitative fields. :)
       
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    13. just1morething
      Benevolent

      just1morething Member Podcast Patron Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      U.S.
      Tinnitus Since:
      2008
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      TMJ disorder, airplane barotrauma, noise exposure.
      I have a brain the size of a walnut. Does anyone have a problem with that? That and high volume noise is not a good combination.
       
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      Jazzer

      Jazzer Member Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      UK
      Tinnitus Since:
      1/1995
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Noise
      @just1morething
      - Ronald Reagan had a walnut,
      and he did okay.
      Anycase - I’m a self-confessed Bozo !!
       
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    15. Starthrower
      Wtf

      Starthrower Member Benefactor Ambassador Hall of Fame

      Tinnitus Since:
      January 2002
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Dental Surgery
      Ugg Dave. Turns out we suffered food poisoning from a Subway sandwich and we are still recovering slowly. I hope no one ever ever finds out how yucky this is.

      I think I lost all my densa points. :(

      But recovery will happen soon. We sure can take feeling healthy for granted sometimes.

      Jen
       
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      Jazzer

      Jazzer Member Benefactor Hall of Fame

      Location:
      UK
      Tinnitus Since:
      1/1995
      Cause of Tinnitus:
      Noise
      You poor things Star.
      Yes I had that once.
      It wasn’t so much
      “The bottom fell out of my world,”
      as
      “The world fell out of my bottom!”

      I remember feeling desperately ill and it takes take some time to get your digestion back to normal.
      Best wishes. xx
       
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