Say Something Punny

Let's lighten the mood. Share a silly joke or pun about anything.

 

I'll start:
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing he just waved.

 

I've got a few I've made up:

Anti-vaxxers are missing the point
The story of the bungee jumper ended with a cliff hanger

Ehh. If I think of more I might post it.

 

The beach probably replied "Hi, tide"

 

Omfg that was perfect

 

Long time, no sea.

 

Glad they met back up. It's important to stay current.

 

It shore is.

 

Anyone hear the story about Jack Tinnitusen ?
I know what everyone is thinking, but his first name really is Jack.
When Jack was 16, his parents told him to " hit the road Jack". So he did.
Jack got a job at a Jack in the Box.
Jack soon quit that job because grease was getting into his ears.
Jack soon got another job, as a Lumber Jack and used a chainsaw.
Dust was getting into his ears sticking to the grease, so Jack quit that job too.
Jack soon found another job for a gold mining company. Jack used a Jack Hammer all day deep down in a mine.
Jack, a Jack of all trades, never got tinnitus from the grease and dust or from a lifetime of very loud occupational noise.
Where is Jack now, we don't care.

Sorry, it's the best that I can do having Jack tinnitus.

 

I've never heard the story about Jack Tinnitusen, but the name rings a bell.

 

I hear Tinnitusen has mad whistling skills.

 

@Taylorslay I copied that from a Yahoo message board years ago, but I made a couple of small changes. Normally I can't do humor because my loud high pitch T is usually a 10 or catastrophic C1 or C2. I can only post when my T is at a 9/10.

 

It's alright post anything you'd like.