Captain Phatt

Protector of girls, lover of women.
Last longer than a really slow freight train.
Able to make women climax with his bare hands.
Captain Phatt to your rescue.

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Reactions
2
Location
Port Macquarie
Tinnitus Since
1980
Cause of Tinnitus
Loud gunfire, nightclubs and alcohol abuse.
Gender
Male
Occupation
Disability pensioner

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