Recent content by fourfrostfive

Jastreboff hater

This is not a joke this is serious! @Bill Bauer i am obviously going to wear double hearing protection going forward whenever I feel a big fart coming, but do you have any other advice? Will def have to do double sessions of TRT after this....

I was thinking about ripping out my toilet entirely so it’s just a hole in the ground like that picture. My only concern is that those toilets are not made for American sized poops. There may be overflow.

I really need some advice / help right now. I was just going to the bathroom and farted really loud into the toilet bowl because I just had my moms chili. It was a really loud one as it reverberated in the toilet bowl and into my bathroom, which has good acoustics so it just kept bouncing the...

How dare you! TRT has been the only thing to help me. It is truly healing my hears and bringing me closure to attain my dance career. Just because Jastreboff hasn't blessed you with the healing power of TRT doesn't mean other won't benefit. you should also stop bad mouthing him because only god...

I can take you guys shitting on the Saint Jastreboff, but don't you fuckin DARE start talking shit about flaming hot cheetos. :mad: A bowl of flaming hot cheetos literally saved my face from being completely mutilated when my face smashed into that glass table. on top of that flaming hot cheetos...

How dare you, you son of a B****! You think this is funny?! You think my dancing career is a joke?! Well who will be laughing when i am cashing my dancing with the stars check?! That's because it works!

YOU DELETE THIS! JASTREBOOF IS A SAINT! :mad:

Here are some videos of me doing my Fortnite dances. this is from last year when I won my schools talent show doing my various fortnite dances. See how I hit them with my signature move, the floss, first. Here is another video of me recently. Yes, I know that I got a little chubby but it...

If my Fortnite streaming career takes off I will use my income to fund tinnitus research. so fornite will lead toward a cure #dab I have a girlfriend never NEVER THERE WILL BE NO CURE THEN #YEET There is only one true MPP competitor and that was Dank Fortnite Dancing, but that was...

You guys won't believe what happened today. This kid at my school who is a Jake Pauler told me that he could Bloc Boi dance better than me so We started having a dance off in the recess arrea. Everyone was crowded around us cheering on. I was hitting some FAT YEETs on the blacktop with the bloc...

I have faith in Jastreboof

If it have to explain, you won't understand. #dab

First off chocolate miilk my man. idk how many times i gotta say it. maybe get new glasses?! SECOND! i have the cold blooded aspect of reptiles not their ability to regenerate hearing unfortunetly. Hence why the magic of TRT is healing me. idk who that man is but i can #dab on him if he is a...