Tinnitus and Masturbation

Movies are ridiculous! and that's like a weeks worth of groceries.

 

Dating is just annoying for me...I think the best relationships I've been in is the ones we started off as friends.

 

You better go josh yourself then haha!

 

unless u want to be friendzoned lol u have only a couple attempts to impress a girl or for her to notice u in a certain way man lol

 

right lol movie 12$ popcorn 10$ soda9$ candy 8$ lol now double it for two lol sneak in the sweets in her purse lol

 

Women are fussy, but they have reason to be. They are going to give birth to your child and natural selection means they are going to be fussy and selective. For men, it's easier-get your knickers off love! And that's that.

 

@Danny Boy

this ones for you.

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/roo/5059417733.html

 

What the hell is that?

 

lol

 

Dating in Miami baby!

 

I seen Dexter there, he was always alone....And he lets his son hang out with a killer, he's odd like that.

 

That dude is a real looker. Free rent too..Miami heat, I don't know how to pass on that one..


Never seen Dexter. Heard it was good..but sounds creepy to me. I like shows about the world ending and zombies..

 

Shame here! Dawn of the Dead is awesomeness!

 

dexter is very good and also game of thrones

 

Ya.. I love Shaun of the Dead more though. .and Zombieland.

 

Have you seen Hot Fuzz?

 

You know I have yet to see Game of Thrones. I know, I know..Gonna make it my summer show.

 

Yes 3 times! fing hilarious! I love brit humour. Grew up on Python.

 

Lol, Hot fuzz was filmed in Wells, Somerset I actually live quite close to there. It's rather beautiful.

 

You will get hooked on it lol or dexter very good shows if u like dialogue

 

Geo...You need to see the Carry On films.

 

Well I loved Breaking Bad so Dialogue is good for me!

 

Sweet. Yea, was a cool lookin town..

 

Can always come to visit if you wanted? You know you love England. I always preferred the commonwealth countries to Europe.

 

Ahh thanks Danny, a tour be fun! I've been putting off my visit to England for awhile now. .really should get on with it

 

its all to do with technique. You have to use psychology to get laid. Women are not fussy because they are going to give birth? have you heard of contraception no? its nothing to do with natural selection. sex can be for pleasure no? are you saying women dont enjoy sex?

 

I think he was mostly referring to dating.

Women are very complex beings

During ovulation we are instinctively attracted to a different kind of man...physically hard working, gruff men with beards.."burly" men..LOL.." Protectors"

It's true. and ovulation is when women are.ahem..in the mood..

 

so if you approach a girl and get rejected it just means her eggs were not ready

you learn something new everyday

 

so u expect them to throw themselves at you lol

 

Guess it depends what kind of guy you are and what time of the month it is....lol