Aluminum + Your Ears = No Tinnitus...

Do you question our supreme leader, @Lexus1555; the bottomless well of infinite wisdom??

 

Note: I no longer suggest this idea. Even though I didn't actually damage my ear drums, it's better not to risk it. Thanks.

 

Ok I have heard it all now. Can't imagine thinking "Well let's see wonder if there's any product in my bathroom that I can stick in my ear with a Qtip?" Shampoo, no hmmm false teeth cleaner it fizzles, no hey deodorant that should do it."
Insane you would even consider putting that in your ear. Surely no one else will fall for this. Because we all know the only you should put in your ears is your elbow

 

Honestly, this was one of my favorite posts I've read on here lol. I actually believe you because it seems like after I get out of the shower, my tinnitus is completely gone for 5 minutes or so. I'm not sure if it's related to water being in there or pressure changes or what but it's interesting; we should all donate to a guinea pig human test subject for the sake of science! I guarantee if multiple people reported that it worked, a lot more would try this lmao.

 

What I find intereting is that Neema Kordestani, who the thread starter says he is, is also the man in this article and uses the same avater:

Man Arrested For Allegedly Opening Up Fire Hydrants Across The City

https://dcist.com/story/18/09/11/man-arrested-fire-hydrant-opening/

I presume the thread starter is just using the name for whatever reason... the mind boggles