They Can’t Even Cure Baldness Yet

That's what they all say.

 

Haha. I'm used to it and haven't had a bad hair day or paid for a haircut since 1996.

 

Haha, you're from Sweden? Please take your little climate change girl back. We are very tired of her.

 

She is back, but if she bothers you, maybe you should pollute less. (But let's not start that discussion).

 

Why would they cure a thing that makes heads sexy and smooth?

If my marriage ever implodes and I decide women are just too much trouble, I'm going for a baldie.

 

My girlfriend would agree with you 100%

 

They already did:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3323655/

 

I'm going to find you and squirt some valproic acid in your hat and regrow your hair just because you don't want it.

 

If some pioneering person wants to try this out, I suspect that my poor man's FX-322 ingredient, carrageenan, may regrow hair in bald people.

I don't see how it could hurt. Just get some and make a thick paste from it and spread it on your head.