Anyone Looking to Move in Los Angeles? A Likeminded Housemate Might Be Nice

I know this is a long shot, but wanted to see if anyone might be looking for a new place around the Burbank area. I've been looking to find something for myself but LA's expensive! And if getting a housemate I thought it might be nice to find someone likeminded that also wants a quiet living environment.

 

Mate, if you can pay my half of the rent, and for my flight over from London, England. you'll see me in 48 hours, and living with me will be like living with a dormouse... except for when I'm bringing all those California girls back to ours with my "charming" "British accent" (no such thing as a "British accent" btw, but that's American girls for you... and who the f*ck cares what they call it, as long as they like it.

I eagerly await your confirmation. ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

 

Yikes.

 

Ludvik, your age and gender would be helpful information.

 

Hey! this isn't a Sex for Rent scheme, buddy. The California girls are on the cards, but @Ludvik is strictly a roommate!