You'd think they could grow a few measles hairs on a cochlea.
When I was just six years old I grew some mustard cress in a little plastic tray.
When I was eight I grew an avocado plant from a stone.
I didn't boast about it,
I didn't think anything of it,
All the kids could do it,
Don't think I even told my grandma!
Come on 'Big Pharma'
High time you got your act together.