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[Jazzer]

 

[Jazzer]

Spotted on a door frame in the U.K.....

 

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[Jazzer]

Some of you may have guessed
my Sioux name.....x

 

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[Ken219]

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You might get arrested for having child porn?

 

[Jazzer]

 

[Jazzer]

'That's human nature for you....'

Not easy to do - but effective......x

 

[Jazzer]

Try as we might, we can never get on with, or appeal to, everybody.
For the occasions when our best efforts fail:

(ideal for traffic wardens)

 

[Jazzer]

A restaurant on the UKs south coast resists the Americanisation of coffee beverage names.

Incidentally, your coffee will be served by a waiter.
We don't have any baristas,
sorry if that disappoints

 

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[Mister Muso]

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Done that after my teenage son slammed a door for the fifth time...


... Aaand relax.

 

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[Jazzer]

'Never ever upset the wife.....x'

 

[SugarMagnolia]

 

[Jazzer]

The heart of the problem is to be found right here

 

[Jazzer]

"Oh look at this poor man's bottom !!
Life is so unfair sometimes !!"

 

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[Daniel Lion]

When engaged in sex, at times one may need to spank that ass, but do it with love and pleasure.