Helpful Hints...

Spotted on a door frame in the U.K.....

 

Some of you may have guessed
my Sioux name.....x

 

You might get arrested for having child porn?

 

‘That’s human nature for you....’



Not easy to do - but effective......x

 

Try as we might, we can never get on with, or appeal to, everybody.
For the occasions when our best efforts fail:



(ideal for traffic wardens)

 

A restaurant on the UKs south coast resists the Americanisation of coffee beverage names.

Incidentally, your coffee will be served by a waiter.
We don’t have any baristas,
sorry if that disappoints

 

Done that after my teenage son slammed a door for the fifth time...


... Aaand relax.

 

‘Never ever upset the wife.....x’

 

The heart of the problem is to be found right here

 

“Oh look at this poor man’s bottom !!
Life is so unfair sometimes !!”

 

When engaged in sex, at times one may need to spank that ass, but do it with love and pleasure.