I Really Hate Google Sometimes

My process.

Me: Hey google, I'm having some weird but non troubling symptoms, that's nothing to worry about right.
Google: O hey Sam, well lets see, hmmmm well I'd say you're probably doomed.
Me:.......Screw You Google!!

And then I worry.

 

When I was very young, pre-internet, we had a book at home (my other half's family had the same book).. It was called "Pear's Cyclopaedia", a single volume encyclopaedia.

It held the exact same result as a Google search now, I frequently remember people looking up medical complaints and assuming that the worst scenario was true. The sheer number of serious medical issues that we apparently suffered was amazing. Of course despite this none were ever real, it was the worst thing to have around for anybody that is remotely prone to worrying.

 

Yeah ..hahah. People can't even get a headache without having an MRI anymore .
Also , people might miss the simple little solutions to their issues while focusing on some imaginary major health condition..