Short and Funny Way to Explain Why I Wear Earplugs?

Hi guys,

Straight to the point (you can even skip the first paragraph):

I'm going to grab a pint with a girl I met recently I chose a bar that is nice and cozy, and it is rarely ever louder than 80dB. Average around 70dB. I doubt I'll ever find a place quieter than that.

Unfortunately, hyperacusis won't allow me to stay in this bar with no earplugs for 1h+ as I'm planning to (if it's going to go well ). I mean, I might survive that somehow, but I can't risk a spike now, just before finals. So wearing earplugs it is.


The question: any hints how to explain this whole weird-ears situation to my date?

Cause' sitting in a really quiet bar, I can't figure out a way to explain it in a way that doesn't make me look somewhat handicapped :/


Any experiences you want to share, thoughts?

 

U could tell her your eardrum is temporarily retracted.

 

Well, you ARE somewhat handicapped. Maybe she will be somewhat understanding.

 

I have always been straight forward about my ear problems when I'm meeting new people. It's such a significant part of my life and I believe people should know, especially the ones I date. I always find a way to tell them. It's easy if we are going to a noisy place such as a movie theatre. I simply explain why I will have to wear earplugs, before we go. If I'm not going some place like that I just say something like: my hearing is damaged. I have tinnitus and I have to be careful with sounds so that it doesn't get worse.

Usually one out of two things happen after that.
1. They say it's ok and don't ask questions. They don't seem to mind it at all.
2. They ask a couple of question about, usually to understand the condition better. Normally people ask how I got it and what kind of noise levels I tolerate and don't.

I have never been shunned by anyone because of it. To me it's no different than having an allergy or being vegan for that matter and letting someone else know. If it for some reason is a big issue, is it really worth having that person in your life?

 

Fair point.

 

Spot on... most people I know with T/H are dating/married sooo clearly it's not stopping anyone. Just be honest from the get go and if it shakes out the right way you move forward with them

 

It's different for guys than for girls. As guys we are held up to a stoic, "suck it up" standard, so any vulnerability that we show will be seen as weakness.

 

I have to disagree and I've never heard any other woman I know express something even close to this.

Plenty of men have "issues" and are still dated.

 

I don't think its that bad. Especially as you get older and people trend towards more empathy because they realize everyone has issues to deal with.

 

Well, depends on who you are dating. Superficial people are superficial no matter the gender. A thoughtful and emphatic individual won't judge anyone by their limitations or conditions. So actually, if the date thinks having hearing problems and being smart about them (=using earplugs) is a sign of undesirable weakness, then you're better off without. Good riddance and all that. Sooner or later there will come situations where there's illness, unemployment, heartbreak or other humane problems, and these type of people won't stand by you then either.

Cliché alert: be open and honest about your flaws and find someone who accepts and adores the unique you - happens more likely than if one tries to pretend something else.

 

Furthermore... as @maltese I'd take it this way: either the girl knows and understands T & hyperacusia (all settled) or is one of those many people, who are completely unaware what acoustic trauma can do. Not saying to go start a full lecture, but explaining this stuff to people is kind of important. That's one of my main motivations in trying to be very honest and transparent about my condition: by telling what happened to me, I might help someone else avoid the same fate. I think more bad will come out of trying to pretend or cover up, since it makes this all seem like there is something to be ashamed of.

If you just say it out loud "I got this condition X, because of Y and that is why I need to wear earplugs in an environment like this" it won't be a big hidden monster anymore. If you try to hide the earplugs or downplay the handicap, that's when it starts to control you. So rather, be yourself with earplugs and all and open about it - it's part of who you are and being straightforward about can be empowering, in a way. And if someone mocks you about it or thinks it's ridiculous, embarassing or whatever, then all those adjectives apply to that person really.

 

Tell her that you are taking part in a NASA's program and you're receiving extraterrestrial signal. Wearing earplugs will make sure you won't miss transmission information!

Just kidding... but now that I think about it, humor is the best approach. It helps to break the ice!

Good luck with the chic!

 

I sometimes forget I'm wearing earplugs. Weirdly enough, more men have initiated a conversation with me to ask why I'm wearing them.

Anyway, since you want something short and funny to say, tell her you're a mutant and it's your way of controlling your powers.

 

I feel for you mate! Suffered with hyperacusis for a few years (gone now) and struggled with going out to bars and explaining plugs for a while.

I have musician plugs that are clear silicon and most people won't notice them unless they look directly at my ear, but if anyone asks, I sum it up simply by saying: "I f*cked my hearing up from partying too hard back in the day" - which is basically what happened, that and working on music for hours on end.

If they want to know more, I go into a bit more detail which can lead to some interesting conversations depending on who you might be talking to. Otherwise I just get on with it like normal. Never run into anyone who was an asshole about it, it was just mostly a lot of stressing on my end on how others would perceive me. I also find having a sense of humor about it seems to help break up any awkwardness.

Anyway good luck! If you're really stressing, just make up some insane story that makes you look like a bad ass.

 

@maltese I would wait and see if she even asks about them. If by the end of the night, she hasn't asked, you can mention it if you feel the need to but I don't think you need to explain everything about yourself on a first date.

I agree with the majority here. Be honest from the start. If this person can't accept something that is a big part of your life then they don't deserve to be a part of it.

 

Of course! It's a conversational starter for one.

As a guy, you having those earplugs is a source of intrigue making you likely an interesting/quirky person with a story to tell.

I don't bother with ordinary people.

 

I don't have problems telling people I have ear issues. What does bother me though is how isolating this can be when people realize I can't go to all the "fun" places like clubs, concerts, any restaurants with live music, etc. I know that life isn't all about doing those things. But when you are constantly telling people "no" all the time to invitations, some people (not all) just stop asking you period.

 

Thank you all for your input!

These are very wise words. I agree completely.

Oh yes, I am. But the more I go out with earplugs, the more I realize - no-one cares. I shouldn't care either.

I really agree - in this aspect honesty is the best solution

I love it, thanks.

That's what I went with, and it's what I would recommend to everyone.


THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. Reading your replies gave me so much confidence and made me feel a little better about all of it

 

I know this is an old topic, but I hope that you just told her? There's no shame in wearing earplugs at all. It's obviously the wise move with your condition, and any sane or normal person on the planet - put in the same predicament - would (or should) do exactly the same.

We need to stop pandering to society and live our lives freely without holding back. If I was put in your position I'd probably put the ears plugs in in front of her. Not to make it obvious or raise any point, but because it's most likely that you'd need to insert them whilst she's around. If she asked at that point, I'd tell her everything that had happened to my ears. If she said nothing then I'd carry on with some other awesome witty conversation. The significance of the ear plugs is of such little importance (but to some of us it can be). If you make a big deal of it then it becomes a big deal. Strong confident people look after number 1 and give zero f**ks as to what anyone else thinks. Women by and large are attracted to confidence.

 

In such situations I think it's better to simply explain her briefly your issues and what caused it (but don't talk about this for half an hour or you'll make her run ). It's important that she knows and is aware of your problem so that she does not imagine something fancy or weird. This condition exists, it could happen to her and she should know about it.
Then she will certainly express some sympathy and say that it's terrible. And that's when you can show her you are mentally strong and tell her that for you it's no big deal, that it could be worse