Chit Chat and All That...

How’s the foot today @aura?

How did it break?

 

She got her foot tangled up in that toy the electric whip.

 

Well I know I’m ill, because I’m usually a five-a-day girl, but haven’t in three days...

 

Geeze lol once a month for me.

 

I wish!

The truth is that i fell on the stairs like an old lady...

 

Oh, so that's what " gimme five" is really about!

 

Once a month! You must be busting! Unless you’re getting laid on the reg lol.

Yeah, I have this weird game. I like to see how many places I can do it. Kinda like ‘masturbation terrorism’. It’s my way of saying fuck you to the system. My partner doesn’t approve.

 

I don't care much about the foot because of my tinnitus... not so good tonight and it's getting worse.

I have what I call "the alien insect".
It's like an evil, horror, alien insect (cricket) in my right ear.
Can't mask it with anything...

 

I’m willing to trade if you are

 

Yep I meant what bone...

 

Oh thought you were referring to sexy time haha, I was like damn 5 times in a day!

 

Sex is overrated. It’s all about self love.

 

That's what I thought, too!
But then again, the "my partner doesn't approve" part was really strange!

 

I dunno... I don’t get it often so I do appreciate it haha.

 

I have a tone in my right ear that cuts through anything. It’s just an odd soft whistle. Covering my ear or not does not change the volume and it’s random.

 

Alien insect plus the twisted ankle.

So do it more often!

 

I come home and say to him - “you’ll never guess where I masturbated today?”

All he does is shake his head in disappointment and tell me that I’ve “got issues.” Perhaps I have. I dunno. Pleasure on the go. That’s what I say.

 

I’m soon a decade without

Who can beat that ?

I sometimes think I’m more or less a virgin again

 

Yeah, I know what you mean. I always initiate sex, but he always has an excuse. So I sit there and have one out instead... It’s safe sex I suppose. At least I won’t get pregnant haha.

 

This whole thread has become so debauched.

I guess we’re all a bunch of perverts... and I like it.

 

I didn’t know whether to hug you or laugh... I laughed, lol sorry man.

 

Yeah I hear you. I gave up after awhile lol. Then I caught the no libido bug after a while.

 

I mean the wife doesn’t have a libido because of birth control but she’s cool about it, saying “just pump away” lmao.

Just isn’t the same lol.

 

I’ll take it!

Yes will do as soon as my 12 tinnitus tones exit.

 

Why do you think that is happening?

Usually it's the other way around.

Interesting topic to debate. If it's ok with you.

 

Since I'm the wholesome counterbalance to this ship:

Companionship + empathy > sex.

Adding "sex" to both sides...

Companionship + empathy + sex > 2 * sex.

Sorry, had to do it. Anyways, I'm far more scared of dying lonely than deprived of getting off...

 

That reminds me of something i found in a thrift shop a few years ago

 

He’s disgusted with Miss Stephens masturbating all over the place like a 1-year-old dog

Blankets, chairs, teddy bears, feet...

The good news is Miss Stephens sounds an awful lot better tonight