What Names Do You Use for Your Ears Instead of Tinnitus or Spike?

In this thread I thought it would be nice to have other names for our ears instead of Tinnitus or Spike,
and great to read what you call your ears too I'm sure it's going be a interesting , funny,shocking,cheeky, and laughing post so please join in .........
I call my ears naughty monkeys ...lots of love glynis

 

Sorry Glynis no nice names from me fir them. All my names would not be fit to be seen in print

 

Mine are mostly swear words. Maybe I will try something else like "sensitive little buggers"