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I thought children are like hemorrhoids. They're on your ass all the time and especially bother you when you sit down.

 

Especially if you sit on them...

 

"Five and five and five is ten
I'm gonna make you manly men!"

The Red Guy as an army instructor, Cow and Chicken.

Highly motivational.

Cow and Chicken - Best of The Red Guy (Season One)

Min 8.28 BRILLIANT

Best show ever

 

When I give food to the people, they call me a Saint.

When I ask if the people have food, they call me a communist.

 

Hi @Elmer B Fuddled, hope you and the wife are well. I love your pics from Ireland and dig your beard.

A while back you mentioned something about a food tasting like possums - I wanted to let you know my son has always been keen on squirrels and other forest critters.

I've lost count of the times I've been called a commie, even on this forum.

When you show people compassion and love it sometimes really pisses people off.

I got to post some photos of things over here, it's pretty darn beautiful.

Take care my friend.

 

Hi Daniel,

Well I don't pay too much attention to what people say or do. If we were to take everything on board I think we would be insane. As for being called a commie, my opinion is those who would say such a thing, probably don't even have any idea what communism truly is, just a word they've heard.
Your son with his interest in forest creatures, that's great. I was raised in the Idaho mountains. Where all sorts of creatures were about. Not many critters here in Ireland, not like Idaho.

One morning during the first wave of the virus, I went for shower and shave. In the process I damn near cut my chin off, the cut was quite deep. Being on a blood thinner it took way into the night to get it stopped. The wife said maybe you should stop shaving. Hey that's a great idea. So I let it grow. At one time it was a lot longer and so was my hair. Them hippie days, and the return from Nam.

So my friend good to see you again.
Keep a strong smile.

Elmer

 

“NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY BACK HIS PAST - OSCAR WILDE”

“Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.” — Austin O'Malley.

 

What we have here is a failure to communicate, there's just some men you can't reach, which the way he wants, well he gets.

 

If you are gonna piss on the front porch, you better learn to lift your leg.

 

Replace nation with world and it becomes even more accurate.

 

Let go, or be dragged.

-Old Zen proverb

 

One of my favorite movies!

 

"C'est la vie"

It isn't technically a quote but a lyric by an American actually but i quote it to myself all the time as it answers the 'why' to many things. I've learned sometimes there is no 'why'. Just 'C'est la vie.'

 

B*Witched - C'est La Vie (Live from...

 

Defeat went over defense before detail

 

“I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with light!”

From Wizard to another:

Great line. I need to give Disco Elysium another go at it. Stopped playing for some reason, but the writing in it is second to none.

P.S. Cuno boy was a twerp.

 

"Fuck does Cuno care?"

Yeah Disco Elysium is pretty amazing. Shame what the studio did. The devs and writers being pushed out of their own company by investors is too on the nose, given the themes of the game.

Has a great OST too. Loved to listen to some of the tracks pretty regularly before... well, y'know.

"This party's gettin' crazay! Let's rock!"

 

Fear results in fight or flight.

Anxiety creates doom and gloom.

Fear is the pulse that pounds when you see a coiled rattlesnake in your front yard.

Anxiety is the voice that tells you, never, ever, for the rest of your life, walk barefooted through the grass.

There might be a snake... somewhere.

— Max Lucado

 

Never argue with stupid people.

They will bring you down to their level.

And beat you with it.

 

"Immigration laws are the only laws that are discussed in terms of how to help people who break them."

— Thomas Sowell

 

“It is certain, in any case, that ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have.”

— James Baldwin

 

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives”

— Macdonald Carey

 

"I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness...

The dumbing down of American is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media, the 30 second sound bites (now down to 10 seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance”

― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

 

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."

Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanack.